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pioneer-style living loaf > 06.18.2008 #392 >
milk-powered carnage brigade > 11.07.2007 #360 >
sideswiped antebellum road kill > 05.16.2007 #335 >
bellow-pressed yuck slurry > 01.31.2007 #320 >
bloody stump for bubba gump > 11.08.2006 #308 >
dependable liquid disappointment > 06.07.2006 #286 >
gavoot mister fustrum > 01.31.2006 #268 >
uber enzyme slush shoes > 07.27.2005 #241 >
ticking carbomb of nutrition > 07.06.2005 #238 >
wet nostalgia on the high school > 02.02.2005 #216 >
sides of delicious six > 08.25.2004 #193 >
lightly toasted parody > 06.09.2004 #182 >
almost coincidentally appropriate > 02.11.2004 #165 >
mouth-watering force meats > 09.03.2003 #142 >
the decrepitude of detritus > 06.18.2003 #131 >
the uncanny likeness of fruit > 04.09.2003 #121 >
corn-fed rump roast > 10.16.2002 #96 >
sweaty beef drapes > 08.21.2002 #88 >
cirque de swarm > 07.24.2002 #84 >
poised at the startling line > 03.27.2002 #67 >
blazing fepy heapy > 02.13.2002 #61 >
strands of brands > 11.25.2001 #45 >
fodder for your comedy pipes > 11.09.2001 #29 >
the gout of the great > 10.25.2001 #14 >
elixir of the dead > 10.21.2001 #10 >
shakespeare for suckers > 10.14.2001 #03 >
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Woody and Lewis
flagon of chuck wagon > 08.22.2007 #349 >
bloody stump macrame hump > 06.06.2007 #338 >
bollocks to boxing day > 12.27.2006 #315 >
a parsley tomato of a pickle > 10.18.2006 #305 >
gameshow hard tack > 01.11.2006 #265 >
more tourists than france > 10.19.2005 #253 >
beep-a-weeping willow > 09.21.2005 #249 >
punchy like a swollen recess > 03.30.2005 #224 >
lawn mower hokey pokey > 03.17.2004 #170 >
blueberry justice and maple sausage > 12.24.2003 #158 >
the swollen rise in love's lexicon > 09.24.2003 #145 >
bottom rotor of a stump-loader > 08.20.2003 #140 >
circular waddle backstroke > 01.08.2003 #108 >
rotten comedy run-off > 12.11.2002 #104 >
love's smouldering gallons > 06.12.2002 #78 >
woodchipper's delight > 12.19.2001 #53 >
the passing breeze of rancid cheese > 11.18.2001 #38 >
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Woody and Wooden Squirrel
some sort of berry slush > 03.05.2008 #377 >
return of the three-word game > 10.10.2007 #356 >
carpetbagging the monotony > 01.10.2007 #317 >
bright as neon delusions > 04.05.2006 #277 >
dry rot battle field > 03.08.2006 #273 >
tons of terrible > 08.10.2005 #243 >
oh pinchy, no more pain > 05.25.2005 #232 >
dance at the dumpster-man village > 03.02.2005 #220 >
hand-to-hand fermentation combat > 10.20.2004 #201 >
drippin' at the triple split > 04.28.2004 #176 >
knee deep in cyclonic blues > 07.30.2003 #137 >
chunky human mustard > 05.14.2003 #126 >
eye-patchwork quilting bee > 04.22.2003 #123 >
incapacitated burdock > 12.04.2002 #103 >
mass filtration commiseration > 11.06.2002 #99 >
not just for sally anymore > 04.24.2002 #71 >
coward of the courageous > 11.28.2001 #48 >
behold the beheld > 11.03.2001 #23 >
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Woody and Fuelman
second night seder > 04.04.2007 #329 >
crash course colon conundrum > 05.10.2006 #282 >
leafy green homunculus > 03.22.2006 #275 >
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