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butter beets and sweaty meats > 02.02.2012 #581 >
wax stash of the lonely pass > 01.11.2012 #578 >
future crimes of the protein kind > 10.19.2011 #566 >
very deep throws of unicorns and rainbows > 09.21.2011 #562 >
bing bong bay, goodbye sober day > 06.15.2011 #548 >
soaked typewriter on ice cream island > 05.11.2011 #543 >
shutterbug in the coffee plug > 08.11.2010 #504 >
in a daze overglazed > 08.04.2010 #503 >
quinoa flaboo stuffed pookadoo > 06.30.2010 #498 >
bone dry spider pie > 06.02.2010 #494 >
vending machine candied spleen > 08.26.2009 #454 >
bubbling bath of modern wrath > 07.21.2009 #449 >
honey clusters of quotes > 06.03.2009 #442 >
crusty mouth corner hangout > 04.08.2009 #434 >
king twisting the angry radish > 03.04.2009 #429 >
all nice on ice alright > 02.18.2009 #427 >
cat power in the people hour > 11.19.2008 #414 >
poised patriarchal peacetime > 07.02.2008 #394 >
sorbet head the outrageous > 05.21.2008 #388 >
unisack snack powder collisions > 03.26.2008 #380 >
deep regret of the linted sweat > 01.23.2008 #371 >
nosey neighbor power cake > 01.09.2008 #369 >
lazies with push-up daisies > 01.02.2008 #368 >
the missed zither of the opportune > 12.12.2007 #365 >
all-baked crust center > 10.24.2007 #358 >
mean, green, child-killing machine > 07.04.2007 #342 >
antler polish for splatter moose > 04.24.2007 #332 >
tons of tonsil tossings > 05.17.2006 #283 >
patchy white danger markings > 10.12.2005 #252 >
lollygagging lobster lobber > 05.11.2005 #230 >
confounding condiment conundrum > 01.12.2005 #213 >
the satisfying snap of meat > 09.29.2004 #198 >
chow down, batter up > 09.08.2004 #195 >
a discrete accumulation of love > 08.04.2004 #190 >
tales from the emergency groom > 02.25.2004 #167 >
powered by nutrition > 01.07.2004 #160 >
elephant nose loofa tower > 12.10.2003 #156 >
creamy center indeed > 10.08.2003 #147 >
cirque de sorbet > 09.17.2003 #144 >
the sand of pleasant living > 06.25.2003 #132 >
incineration preceded by mistake > 05.28.2003 #128 >
elderly brown rocket clusters > 01.22.2003 #110 >
gullet-shaped runway > 12.25.2002 #106 >
necklaced pearls of wisdom > 10.30.2002 #98 >
the whitening power of refreshment > 09.11.2002 #91 >
projectile weakness > 08.07.2002 #86 >
breakfast with funny > 05.15.2002 #75 >
salmonella's bony grasp > 04.17.2002 #70 >
great glistening fred > 02.20.2002 #62 >
misery loves comedy > 01.30.2002 #59 >
cubicle squared > 12.05.2001 #51 >
pig skin shark fin > 11.22.2001 #42 >
bvc in your bvds > 11.17.2001 #37 >
battering ram in the promised land > 11.13.2001 #33 >
murder mystery gone awry > 11.05.2001 #25 >
cardiovascular vomit > 10.30.2001 #19 >
explore the occasional surprise > 10.23.2001 #12 >
darkened dust o' doom > 10.15.2001 #04 >
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the fuss of the dairy queen > 12.14.2011 #574 >
slow schitzo grow again fritzo > 11.16.2011 #570 >
piled sheep shorn with a homeless unicorn > 07.06.2011 #551 >
my maudlin cheese hat > 02.09.2011 #530 >
ham according to no plan > 11.17.2010 #518 >
frazzled frittata fist wallop > 10.13.2010 #513 >
stab the tykes on fence of spikes > 06.09.2010 #495 >
mounds of poi to divide the joy > 11.11.2009 #465 >
through the pass-through > 10.14.2009 #461 >
baling hay fever pitch > 08.06.2008 #399 >
swivelmatic pine-fresh sop > 12.26.2007 #367 >
tedious times ten-thousand > 09.12.2007 #352 >
artscape corndog meltdown > 06.20.2007 #340 >
sacre blu cheese > 06.14.2006 #287 >
sanctified adventure of the eve > 04.19.2006 #279 >
lead pipe mustard clue > 02.08.2006 #269 >
batty bill-paying bat > 07.20.2005 #240 >
marrow-rich comedy spread > 06.15.2005 #235 >
tufted cotton monkey squeegee > 04.27.2005 #228 >
massive influx of thanks > 11.24.2004 #206 >
two-fold laundry fiasco > 06.02.2004 #181 >
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smoother than a jagged metal krusty-o > 03.16.2011 #535 >
nowhere nothing lullaby > 08.25.2010 #506 >
a little what-have-you over easy > 06.17.2009 #444 >
a lasso and a horse to sport > 12.31.2008 #420 >
exterminate the humbug > 09.03.2008 #403 >
terpitude of turtle stew > 02.20.2008 #375 >
popping jalapeno sores > 02.21.2007 #323 >
tanned hide and go seek > 12.13.2006 #313 >
short prong circuit wrong > 10.25.2006 #306 >
linksmen of the lavatory > 07.19.2006 #292 >
beware the stouche > 11.16.2005 #257 >
earshadow for your hairlip > 08.17.2005 #244 >
looking down from the one up > 05.04.2005 #229 >
icky bag of human soup > 05.26.2004 #180 >
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the ineffable me surfing the chi > 08.24.2011 #558 >
dutchie vests and grilled meat sweats > 07.27.2011 #554 >
death rays on the dog eye alter craze > 04.20.2011 #540 >
mowed down moped girls > 10.20.2010 #514 >
laser cut the monkey mount > 05.12.2010 #491 >
hilarity's sideways haircut > 03.31.2010 #485 >
two flappity flaps of fatty fat > 02.03.2010 #477 >
hot bed for the troubled dead > 01.13.2010 #474 >
pink eye on my red sigh > 09.16.2009 #457 >
steady glide for the lumpy hide > 08.12.2009 #452 >
fist full of recreation center > 07.01.2009 #446 >
master cleanses for the contact lenses > 10.22.2008 #410 >
laments of wafting scents > 10.01.2008 #407 >
heated outbreak of deliciousness > 06.11.2008 #391 >
chocolate nighty aphrodite > 02.27.2008 #376 >
enough already with the giblets > 01.16.2008 #370 >
turbulent funny-pump hijinx > 03.21.2007 #327 >
bridle the unbridled myrth > 09.27.2006 #302 >
whinny whinny hey hey > 08.23.2006 #297 >
down with corn syrup > 07.05.2006 #290 >
feathered pincushion slurp runoff > 04.12.2006 #278 >
pant load cook off > 03.01.2006 #272 >
nose-born floor wax > 12.28.2005 #263 >
thumbscrew snack shack > 11.23.2005 #258 >
the seafaring arrrrrrrrrgyle > 10.26.2005 #254 >
giddyupchucks > 09.07.2005 #247 >
immortal balm brigadoon > 08.03.2005 #242 >
carnivorous carbuncle sorbet > 06.08.2005 #234 >
proactive lurker language > 02.16.2005 #218 >
bermuda triangle shorts > 11.03.2004 #203 >
walking stick of the working tick > 04.14.2004 #174 >
slight of fruity hand > 01.21.2004 #162 >
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