LEWIS
go nuts > new nuts | old nuts | other nuts | nut contact
Lewis >
some guy >
Larry >
Sally > Larry's wife, also very pissed off
Woody >
Wooden Squirrel >
Fuelman >
Abstract Horse >
Sally
tomato red rollercoaster head > 12.07.2011 #573 >
race to the crisp for the cutting of the lisp > 10.26.2011 #567 >
sixth power from a motel shower > 06.01.2011 #546 >
block cheddar gnaw better > 02.02.2011 #529 >
done and done and done > 09.08.2010 #508 >
spiked shake milk wagon > 05.19.2010 #492 >
contrast dye in your vat of pork pie > 02.17.2010 #479 >
ferris wheel of buttery fortune > 08.05.2009 #451 >
hatching rancid comedic eggs > 07.09.2008 #395 >
a tragic shortage of smuckers > 03.14.2007 #326 >
carnivorous elastic demitasse > 02.07.2007 #321 >
miss understanding's murder > 12.06.2006 #312 >
the law of fives > 10.04.2006 #303 >
fashion based delica-saster > 08.24.2005 #245 >
inner tunnel sweet sweetness > 11.10.2004 #204 >
six pack of duckling uglies > 08.18.2004 #192 >
they liver spotted up > 05.05.2004 #177 >
bald lawn stomach rakings > 07.09.2003 #134 >
punching poseidon's bags > 05.21.2003 #127 >
twice the nice > 08.28.2002 #89 >
topped with tremendous > 06.26.2002 #80 >
multitudes of disappointment > 06.05.2002 #77 >
bareback miscarriage rider > 04.03.2002 #68 >
buffalo style metaphysics > 02.06.2002 #60 >
disembowel movement > 11.30.2001 #50 >
chopping block oranges > 11.26.2001 #46 >
formula-one headache > 11.12.2001 #32 >
dancing with the digital monkey > 11.07.2001 #27 >
chefs with iron, clothes with studs > 10.22.2001 #11 >
alphabet soup sous la mer > 10.19.2001 #08 >
< top >
Sally and Lewis
future nails and cookie head whales > 08.31.2011 #559 >
no honey on the crisp > 01.06.2009 #421 >
loblolly gob golly > 11.26.2008 #415 >
comptroller of calamity > 08.08.2007 #347 >
dirty secret heartland > 05.24.2006 #284 >
the incident of abundance > 03.15.2006 #274 >
silent percussive blast market > 01.25.2006 #267 >
rancid confections of revenge > 11.09.2005 #256 >
dutch chocolate fireworks > 06.29.2005 #237 >
braised tumor and detritus stew > 06.22.2005 #236 >
abstractly lead grocery > 03.23.2005 #223 >
liquefied charm enhancer > 02.09.2005 #217 >
induce to proceed > 10.13.2004 #200 >
tepid temperature of temptation > 02.18.2004 #166 >
all to dependable crack fire > 06.11.2003 #130 >
dubiously announced mirth > 01.01.2003 #107 >
disbelieving the disbelief > 11.13.2002 #100 >
moistened hand towelette > 10.23.2002 #97 >
potent quotables > 09.18.2002 #92 >
< top >
Sally and Larry
syrup arson at the house of pancake > 12.28.2011 #576 >
burlap sap bait in the tiger trap crate > 09.28.2011 #563 >
replicant motives of a cyborg > 06.08.2011 #547 >
sinus moon on the river dune > 05.25.2011 #545 >
roundhouse kick to the cell phone twit > 04.27.2011 #541 >
why did you grow a beard? > 04.13.2011 #539 >
flex-grassed cheeseburger ass > 03.30.2011 #537 >
large yield from the laugh field > 02.16.2011 #531 >
hidden twix on the working holiday > 01.19.2011 #527 >
white trash hero splash > 12.08.2010 #521 >
swords of singing sores > 12.01.2010 #520 >
out to you pook-a-doo > 10.06.2010 #512 >
pickled pan dance can > 07.28.2010 #502 >
modern girl stuffed with squirrel > 07.07.2010 #499 >
tub buttered churn-a-whirls > 05.05.2010 #490 >
facilite the fundamentals of fillet > 03.03.2010 #481 >
filling the debating machine with solids > 12.16.2009 #470 >
straight talking contradiction walking > 11.04.2009 #464 >
miss maple pancake syrup face > 09.30.2009 #459 >
searing pain in the candy corn mugs > 06.24.2009 #445 >
caution when ascending after deep-sea dive > 05.27.2009 #441 >
salami selection flu bonanza > 04.29.2009 #437 >
a foul fowl forthcoming > 04.22.2009 #436 >
toxic commodity thought broker > 03.25.2009 #432 >
the kangamankus of the pantsclotron > 01.21.2009 #423 >
buttery unicorn on the cob > 01.13.2009 #422 >
paste makes waste > 08.13.2008 #400 >
crackle corn and mountain mung > 07.29.2008 #398 >
kavoot flakes on my morning milk > 07.23.2008 #397 >
great gavoots of maloots > 07.16.2008 #396 >
egg slurping octopus mess > 06.25.2008 #393 >
softly tugging on the chemical ripcord > 04.09.2008 #382 >
slippery skin of comedy > 03.12.2008 #378 >
all deli clothes horse > 11.28.2007 #363 >
deadly credit on the catapult runway > 11.14.2007 #361 >
maple-ranch concussion buns > 10.17.2007 #357 >
salty playdoh theorem > 09.05.2007 #351 >
viceroy of vicinities > 08.01.2007 #346 >
sultan of subtle > 07.25.2007 #345 >
droll trickle of the hum-drum > 06.13.2007 #339 >
semi-weary busy season > 05.09.2007 #334 >
circus-grade gumbo pump > 05.02.2007 #333 >
fuzzy edges of the lunatic fringe > 02.28.2007 #324 >
creeping dread of banana bread > 11.15.2006 #309 >
all hail arrhythmia > 08.09.2006 #295 >
stench-kissed for extra goodness > 07.12.2006 #291 >
aliceanna and broadway > 04.26.2006 #280 >
the itis colitis kaboom > 03.29.2006 #276 >
boog-patch spaghetti > 02.22.2006 #271 >
garage floor pro-am > 01.04.2006 #264 >
rock hard nozzle cheese > 12.14.2005 #261 >
berk-a-derk on your critch-a-crotch > 09.14.2005 #248 >
bacteria be damned > 06.01.2005 #233 >
human meatloaf sandwich > 01.19.2005 #214 >
surprise, tenderize, repeat > 07.28.2004 #189 >
viva la manifiesta > 06.23.2004 #184 >
blotchy pot luck pie > 03.31.2004 #172 >
splatter pants break dance > 03.03.2004 #168 >
figgie puddings of the innards > 11.26.2003 #154 >
not to be confused with slacks > 08.06.2003 #138 >
tightly tweeked bulge > 10.02.2002 #94 >
chock full of tripe > 05.15.2002 #74 >
silverware of love > 01.16.2002 #57 >
victory's yellowed plaque > 11.19.2001 #39 >
gribinous comes to life > 11.02.2001 #22 >
behold bass > 11.01.2001 #21 >
< top >
Sally and Fuelman
flam fram blam slam > 10.27.2010 #515 >
hazy dew of the saturday blue > 10.28.2009 #463 >
slab of serif on sans of grotesque > 09.19.2007 #353 >
butter smoke from the syrup stack > 06.27.2007 #341 >
be it ever so crumbled > 09.28.2005 #250 >
puree of new year stray > 01.05.2005 #212 >
crabgrass scab rash > 12.01.2004 #207 >
bygone clamps of damp pants > 12.31.2003 #159 >
fest of the solitary glutton > 11.19.2003 #153 >
rust bucket appliance love > 08.27.2003 #141 >
< top >
LEWIS by Glenn Dellon | gdellon@yahoo.com