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big day bombs away > 04.07.2010 #486 >
rights and wrongs of literary kongs > 07.28.2009 #450 >
moon pie of the stink eye > 04.30.2008 #385 >
good god the longevity > 09.13.2006 #300 >
opposable bloody hoses > 03.09.2005 #221 >
tossing delicious irony salad > 02.23.2005 #219 >
inner-outer tube machine > 07.07.2004 #186 >
salty gargle juice mix > 05.12.2004 #178 >
salty spores in the peppered sores > 01.28.2004 #163 >
the colorful dawn of justice > 10.22.2003 #149 >
lever-based disaster recipe > 09.10.2003 #143 >
leveraged earth-pummeler > 03.05.2003 #116 >
the spectacle of skeptical > 11.20.2002 #101 >
second story allegory > 07.31.2002 #85 >
grammar's ghastly gobs > 05.01.2002 #72 >
high-speed race on the urinary track > 03.13.2002 #65 >
gooey homemade mischief > 12.26.2001 #54 >
the one about lupis > 11.29.2001 #49 >
apocalypse cow > 11.15.2001 #35 >
creamy cream of goat > 10.28.2001 #17 >
desire's deadly duplex > 10.24.2001 #13 >
the hindquarters of hindsight > 10.16.2001 #05 >
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Larry and Lewis
shoreditch ipswitch cranitch > 08.18.2010 #505 >
rolo glob in the quardant knob > 02.10.2010 #478 >
commemorative cured meat treats > 04.15.2009 #435 >
head trauma in the punkin patch > 09.10.2008 #404 >
a long way from par > 11.01.2006 #307 >
good god the sightgag > 09.20.2006 #301 >
five pounds of liquid kale > 10.05.2005 #251 >
ta-ran ta-rah ta-ran ta-rah > 05.18.2005 #231 >
flailing armies of stench-weasels > 10.29.2003 #150 >
better than a plate in the face > 10.01.2003 #146 >
bu-bu-bu-lock > 04.30.2003 #124 >
the clarity of disparity > 01.29.2003 #111 >
doling out the delicious > 07.17.2002 #83 >
deep fried for mutual pleasure > 11.23.2001 #43 >
kicked in the ass by love > 10.26.2001 #15 >
the love cup runith over > 10.20.2001 #09 >
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Larry and Sally
syrup arson at the house of pancake > 12.28.2011 #576 >
burlap sap bait in the tiger trap crate > 09.28.2011 #563 >
replicant motives of a cyborg > 06.08.2011 #547 >
sinus moon on the river dune > 05.25.2011 #545 >
roundhouse kick to the cell phone twit > 04.27.2011 #541 >
why did you grow a beard? > 04.13.2011 #539 >
flex-grassed cheeseburger ass > 03.30.2011 #537 >
large yield from the laugh field > 02.16.2011 #531 >
hidden twix on the working holiday > 01.19.2011 #527 >
white trash hero splash > 12.08.2010 #521 >
swords of singing sores > 12.01.2010 #520 >
out to you pook-a-doo > 10.06.2010 #512 >
pickled pan dance can > 07.28.2010 #502 >
modern girl stuffed with squirrel > 07.07.2010 #499 >
tub buttered churn-a-whirls > 05.05.2010 #490 >
facilite the fundamentals of fillet > 03.03.2010 #481 >
filling the debating machine with solids > 12.16.2009 #470 >
straight talking contradiction walking > 11.04.2009 #464 >
miss maple pancake syrup face > 09.30.2009 #459 >
searing pain in the candy corn mugs > 06.24.2009 #445 >
caution when ascending after deep-sea dive > 05.27.2009 #441 >
salami selection flu bonanza > 04.29.2009 #437 >
a foul fowl forthcoming > 04.22.2009 #436 >
toxic commodity thought broker > 03.25.2009 #432 >
the kangamankus of the pantsclotron > 01.21.2009 #423 >
buttery unicorn on the cob > 01.13.2009 #422 >
paste makes waste > 08.13.2008 #400 >
crackle corn and mountain mung > 07.29.2008 #398 >
kavoot flakes on my morning milk > 07.23.2008 #397 >
great gavoots of maloots > 07.16.2008 #396 >
egg slurping octopus mess > 06.25.2008 #393 >
softly tugging on the chemical ripcord > 04.09.2008 #382 >
slippery skin of comedy > 03.12.2008 #378 >
all deli clothes horse > 11.28.2007 #363 >
deadly credit on the catapult runway > 11.14.2007 #361 >
maple-ranch concussion buns > 10.17.2007 #357 >
salty playdoh theorem > 09.05.2007 #351 >
viceroy of vicinities > 08.01.2007 #346 >
sultan of subtle > 07.25.2007 #345 >
droll trickle of the hum-drum > 06.13.2007 #339 >
semi-weary busy season > 05.09.2007 #334 >
circus-grade gumbo pump > 05.02.2007 #333 >
fuzzy edges of the lunatic fringe > 02.28.2007 #324 >
creeping dread of banana bread > 11.15.2006 #309 >
all hail arrhythmia > 08.09.2006 #295 >
stench-kissed for extra goodness > 07.12.2006 #291 >
aliceanna and broadway > 04.26.2006 #280 >
the itis colitis kaboom > 03.29.2006 #276 >
boog-patch spaghetti > 02.22.2006 #271 >
garage floor pro-am > 01.04.2006 #264 >
rock hard nozzle cheese > 12.14.2005 #261 >
berk-a-derk on your critch-a-crotch > 09.14.2005 #248 >
bacteria be damned > 06.01.2005 #233 >
human meatloaf sandwich > 01.19.2005 #214 >
surprise, tenderize, repeat > 07.28.2004 #189 >
viva la manifiesta > 06.23.2004 #184 >
blotchy pot luck pie > 03.31.2004 #172 >
splatter pants break dance > 03.03.2004 #168 >
figgie puddings of the innards > 11.26.2003 #154 >
not to be confused with slacks > 08.06.2003 #138 >
tightly tweeked bulge > 10.02.2002 #94 >
chock full of tripe > 05.15.2002 #74 >
silverware of love > 01.16.2002 #57 >
victory's yellowed plaque > 11.19.2001 #39 >
gribinous comes to life > 11.02.2001 #22 >
behold bass > 11.01.2001 #21 >
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Larry and Wooden Squirrel
socks of starch and loafers of arch > 08.10.2011 #556 >
piled high with playdoh fry > 06.16.2010 #496 >
the nippiness of morning air > 02.25.2009 #428 >
dim sum spin > 12.17.2008 #418 >
woe of the schmoe > 11.05.2008 #412 >
the great public litter box > 08.29.2007 #350 >
indelible rise and shines > 07.11.2007 #343 >
low blow to the high brow > 11.29.2006 #311 >
chilly error on the undercarriage > 05.31.2006 #285 >
boingy boingy a go-go > 11.02.2005 #255 >
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Larry and Fuelman
sheets of yum on a bed of yuck > 10.03.2007 #355 >
tumbleturd on the doodlebug > 03.28.2007 #328 >
bareback slaughterhouse foxtrot > 01.24.2007 #319 >
pan-fried avian fricassee > 06.21.2006 #288 >
topsy turvey turmeric tiptoes > 07.13.2005 #239 >
inspected by number nine > 04.06.2005 #225 >
a recipe for thieving nun surprise > 11.05.2003 #151 >
battle wish catfish > 07.02.2003 #133 >
not just awful, god-awful > 03.26.2003 #119 >
mindlessly indulging the self > 03.12.2003 #117 >
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