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crooked glance from backwards pants > 04.23.2008 #384 >
the soggy shrimptoast of remorse > 04.02.2008 #381 >
punch punch kick stab > 03.19.2008 #379 >
by the stone of a japanese peach > 01.30.2008 #372 >
warm cloud of hiss > 12.05.2007 #364 >
corned buzzard shoebox > 11.21.2007 #362 >
husky gabardine slacker > 07.18.2007 #344 >
synchronized winegum diagram > 04.11.2007 #330 >
halfbaked clamato victory > 03.07.2007 #325 >
the high arc of the low brow > 02.14.2007 #322 >
strumming the fo-fum > 01.03.2007 #316 >
condemned to the gravitron > 06.28.2006 #289 >
winter loaf a-go-go > 11.30.2005 #259 >
tacky stacky fepy > 01.26.2005 #215 >
flanked on all sides by flavor > 09.01.2004 #194 >
pulverized toenail hourglass sands > 06.30.2004 #185 >
derby pine box > 04.07.2004 #173 >
the apocalypso cometh > 07.16.2003 #135 >
dimly-ground enhancement bulbs > 02.12.2003 #113 >
mirth's pedestrian madness > 01.15.2003 #109 >
motorcade of misery > 07.03.2002 #81 >
topping tedium's sundae > 04.10.2002 #69 >
combustible corduroy cliche > 02.27.2002 #63 >
mocking fur of the sticking burr > 01.23.2002 #58 >
rehashed, refried, resist > 12.12.2001 #52 >
postpartum anticipation > 11.21.2001 #41 >
someone's in the kitchen with fun > 11.11.2001 #31 >
the crackless backing of label sheets > 11.06.2001 #26 >
late-century mayhem > 10.31.2001 #20 >
infinitely recursive funny > 10.17.2001 #06 >
tartar control love > 10.12.2001 #01 >
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swivelmatic pine-fresh sop > 12.26.2007 #367 >
tedious times ten-thousand > 09.12.2007 #352 >
artscape corndog meltdown > 06.20.2007 #340 >
sacre blu cheese > 06.14.2006 #287 >
sanctified adventure of the eve > 04.19.2006 #279 >
lead pipe mustard clue > 02.08.2006 #269 >
batty bill-paying bat > 07.20.2005 #240 >
marrow-rich comedy spread > 06.15.2005 #235 >
tufted cotton monkey squeegee > 04.27.2005 #228 >
massive influx of thanks > 11.24.2004 #206 >
two-fold laundry fiasco > 06.02.2004 #181 >
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a long way from par > 11.01.2006 #307 >
good god the sightgag > 09.20.2006 #301 >
five pounds of liquid kale > 10.05.2005 #251 >
ta-ran ta-rah ta-ran ta-rah > 05.18.2005 #231 >
flailing armies of stench-weasels > 10.29.2003 #150 >
better than a plate in the face > 10.01.2003 #146 >
bu-bu-bu-lock > 04.30.2003 #124 >
the clarity of disparity > 01.29.2003 #111 >
doling out the delicious > 07.17.2002 #83 >
deep fried for mutual pleasure > 11.23.2001 #43 >
kicked in the ass by love > 10.26.2001 #15 >
the love cup runith over > 10.20.2001 #09 >
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comptroller of calamity > 08.08.2007 #347 >
dirty secret heartland > 05.24.2006 #284 >
the incident of abundance > 03.15.2006 #274 >
silent percussive blast market > 01.25.2006 #267 >
rancid confections of revenge > 11.09.2005 #256 >
dutch chocolate fireworks > 06.29.2005 #237 >
braised tumor and detritus stew > 06.22.2005 #236 >
abstractly lead grocery > 03.23.2005 #223 >
liquefied charm enhancer > 02.09.2005 #217 >
induce to proceed > 10.13.2004 #200 >
tepid temperature of temptation > 02.18.2004 #166 >
all to dependable crack fire > 06.11.2003 #130 >
dubiously announced mirth > 01.01.2003 #107 >
disbelieving the disbelief > 11.13.2002 #100 >
moistened hand towelette > 10.23.2002 #97 >
potent quotables > 09.18.2002 #92 >
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flagon of chuck wagon > 08.22.2007 #349 >
bloody stump macrame hump > 06.06.2007 #338 >
bollocks to boxing day > 12.27.2006 #315 >
a parsley tomato of a pickle > 10.18.2006 #305 >
gameshow hard tack > 01.11.2006 #265 >
more tourists than france > 10.19.2005 #253 >
beep-a-weeping willow > 09.21.2005 #249 >
punchy like a swollen recess > 03.30.2005 #224 >
lawn mower hokey pokey > 03.17.2004 #170 >
blueberry justice and maple sausage > 12.24.2003 #158 >
the swollen rise in love's lexicon > 09.24.2003 #145 >
bottom rotor of a stump-loader > 08.20.2003 #140 >
circular waddle backstroke > 01.08.2003 #108 >
rotten comedy run-off > 12.11.2002 #104 >
love's smouldering gallons > 06.12.2002 #78 >
woodchipper's delight > 12.19.2001 #53 >
the passing breeze of rancid cheese > 11.18.2001 #38 >
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now before later on > 02.06.2008 #373 >
upwardly mobile trashcan drink > 12.22.2004 #210 >
cubed porcine agitation device > 09.13.2004 #196 >
the light speed tetanus deed > 07.21.2004 #188 >
fruit gag number two > 02.04.2004 #164 >
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